Kurt Hummel - Fashionista

hottestbitchinthisjoint:

He’s a member of my Mr. Potato Head Club.

And an invaluable member of my family.

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hottestbitchinthisjoint:

Text: Not at all. :)

Text: That is my point exactly. Teachers don’t make a list of who we can vote for prom king or senior president. Why do they get a say for Glee Captain?

Text: I would love to talk more about Mr. Schuester’s apparent insanity, but I have to go now. Matt is threatening to throw my phone out the window if I don’t stop texting, but I hope I’ll be hearing more from you another time. It has been a pleasure.

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hottestbitchinthisjoint:

Text: Thanks you aren’t too bad yourself.

Text: No you aren’t. It was just rude. Sorry I’m not excited to be here and being watched constantly by teachers. Don’t even want to lead Glee club but teachers shouldn’t pick and choose who others can vote for.

Text: Is it to early to say “I love you”?

Text: No, but seriously. I agree with you on every point. I really have no desire to captain our club either, but being singled out like that by not making “the list of well-behaved and suitable pupils” really felt horrible.

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hottestbitchinthisjoint:

Text: Don’t have any reason not to listen to you. You know about shoes.

Text: Think a lot of people are.

Text: Finally someone who recognizes my knowledge of clothes and fashion! I like you.

Text: Truthfully, I hope so. I wouldn’t want to think that I was the only one upset by Mr. Schue’s incompetence and general lack of teaching skills.

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hottestbitchinthisjoint:

Text: Will do.

Text: Wow. It’s nice to have someone listen to you for once.

Text: I apologize for that. I’m just a bit on edge right now. Forgive me.

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hottestbitchinthisjoint:

Text: I imagine so. I’ll have to go shopping with you the day after Thanksgiving. That’s usually when I start thinking about presents.

Text: I’ll keep my calender free, then. It’s a shopping date. Remember to wear comfortable (but fashionable) shoes.

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hottestbitchinthisjoint:

Text: No need to do that. It will just be good to make him happy. Haven’t even started thinking about Christmas presents yet.

Text: I think I usually start doing that around New Year’s, but only because of all the sales going on. Sales are like Kryptonite to me and my wallet.

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awesome-artie:

It was a joke!

Then I apologize.

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awesome-artie:

Not yet…

Not ever.

Who do you have me confused with right now, Artie?

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awesome-artie:

I’m sure the entire retreat centre knows.

Why, thank you for making it sound like I’m anything but calm and collected in my current state. It’s not like I’m screaming and beating my chest.

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awesome-artie:

I’m pretty sure they already know, Kurt.

Well I would surely hope so, Artie.

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awesome-artie:

But there’s no point in combining…

Complaining?

Oh, but I think there is. If you never vocalize your differing opinions, I don’t see how you expect people to know that you’re unhappy about something and that you think that it needs to change.

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awesome-artie:

But I think it’s unfair to everyone ON the list to be going off about how its a horrible list.

I’m sorry if you feel that way, but being on the “Naughty List” isn’t exactly a nice feeling. I think we have every right in the world to be upset, to be honest.

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The only teacher I know who would post a list like that without a second thought as to whether we who didn’t make the list would be upset about having our apparently unfit behaviour announced to everybody like that.

I am truly shocked that he hasn’t been named “Teacher of the year” yet…